Vee: They say that today is the worst day for single people- and they are wrong.
It is actually the most uncomfortable for geeks with gregarious partners who think it is an INCREDIBLE plan to send a SINGING BALLOON to their significant other, right in the middle of the work day, in an office full of people on very important telephone calls.
I spent today sitting in mild horror as person after person threw punches at this giant heart-shaped balloon hovering beside my desk in order to make it blare Sugar is Sweet My Love by Bobby Vinton. By 5 o'clock I was ready to commit cold blooded murder if anybody so much breathed in the direction of that balloon.
