Vee: James has this idea that we should befriend another couple with whom to engage in social activities. This tends to result in me trapped in the kitchen with a woman who has clearly never read Better Homes & Gardens, and probably only owns one broom.
If there's a polite way of saying 'your home smells of feces', then I'll be all set.
Jaime: One of the many things I love about my partner in crime is that she's incapable of feigning emotion or censoring her facial expressions - she is as open and naive as a Child Emperor. This can also have it's drawbacks however, when I introduce her to new people and her eyes widen in horror and she begins to inch closer to the exit with every passing moment, the sweet glimmer of freedom, away from this madness, just beyond that door...
