Vee: I'm not gonna lie- I excel at 98% of my wifely duties, and am awesome in all ways you can imagine.
Unfortunately, there's that pesky 2%, which consists of cooking and laundry.
Honestly, I don't know what the problem is- MY clothes never shrink. Perhaps it's because they're made of the finest plastic that can be manufactured into wearables for a reasonable 4.95$- and James insists on buying 'high end' '100% cotton' clothes.
If you're not raw and speckled with shards of fiberglass at the end of the day, you're just not wearing the right suit.
Jaime: I used to have a wonderful 'Laundry System'; it's very technical and complicated, but involved, in essence, waiting until I was entirely out of clothes and then washing them all at once together late one night. Now my clothes just appear, folded and clean into my dresser every day! I assume some sort of goblin might be involved...
Unfortunately, there's that pesky 2%, which consists of cooking and laundry.
Honestly, I don't know what the problem is- MY clothes never shrink. Perhaps it's because they're made of the finest plastic that can be manufactured into wearables for a reasonable 4.95$- and James insists on buying 'high end' '100% cotton' clothes.
If you're not raw and speckled with shards of fiberglass at the end of the day, you're just not wearing the right suit.
