Vee: It is impossible to go to bed at a reasonable time, despite spending all day just ruined. By the time I get home, all I want to do is lapse into unconsciousness. But I force myself to stay awake, because napping is the devil's pastime.
Magically, at about 11pm, I am WIDE FUCKING AWAKE. Even if I try the age-old solution of laying down, closing my eyes, and relaxing, that sweet veil of sleep will not fall over me.
Next thing I know it's 7am, and I have to drag my carcass into work.
Jaime: I reach my sleepiest stages at about 3pm and then 8-9pm, and again at about 2am - attempting to fall asleep at any time between those stages is an exercise in futility, and yet it is one we undertake every night. One of these days, when I'm independently wealthy or homeless, I will have the weirdest sleep schedule imaginable...