Vee: I've no idea why people still attempt to interact with me. I don't think I've ever responded in a socially appropriate way. Once, a coworker came up to me and told me I had hurt another colleague's feelings. I turned to the wounded colleague and said "grow a pair of testicles".
Later I reported this exchange to James, who told me I had Done It Wrong.
I've since learned the best course of action is to halt all social proceedings, call Jaime, and ask him what is expected, because it seems to be different every fucking time.
Jaime: You know when you put a humorous hat on a dog and it just gives you a confused and hurt look as it tries to interpret this strange turn of events? That is exactly the face she makes when someone gives her a gift - it's actually pretty hilarious.
