Vee: I have an invention, I just need a mad scientist to make it a reality- dog skin cells, grafted straight onto the scalp of balding men. This would make a billion dollars, give or take. So anybody dabbling in genetic hybrids, just leave a little comment and we'll get this hairball rolling.
Jaime: Our dog produces more hair, by volume, than should be possible for a creature his size - I fear he may be some sort of Omni Dog, producing the hair of all dogs everywhere
