Vee: Whenever he leaves the house, I yell VIGILANCE at him, like a warning and a threat. That's because he is not vigilant- or cautious, or even remotely aware of the world around him. I take the place of his frontal lobe, providing things like perspective, hesitance and RAW ANIMAL FEAR.
I asked James to help me think of some of the odd things that I do -since they seem completely reasonable to me, I couldn't recall anything out of the ordinary- he just said to post Paranoid Parrot over and over again. Actually- yes. This will do nicely.
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I asked James to help me think of some of the odd things that I do -since they seem completely reasonable to me, I couldn't recall anything out of the ordinary- he just said to post Paranoid Parrot over and over again. Actually- yes. This will do nicely.
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Jaime: Her paranoia and pessimism is a constant source of amusement for me. Whenever things are getting dull I tell her that some kind man on the street gave me drugs for FREE! Or that I'm going to build a kiln in the living room. To date I can't recall any negative thing that's ever happened to me, so either my luck is abundant and unending, or I have some sort of terribly specific brain damage in the region responsible for memory.... wait- what was I talking about?
