Vee: James has this weird relationship with programs- he has no problem trusting big'ol'titties_notavirus.exe, but thinks that any product from Microsoft will ruin his system. This may be because his last experience with a PC was in 1999, after which he switched to Macs and became a chode.
As a side note, I had to repair the mangled remains of his OS and saw things there that no wife -or sane person- should ever see.
Jaime: It's not easy being a battered husband, sometimes I can't even make it out of bed at 6am to prepare her pancakes.
