Vee: No matter where we are -parks, parties, back-groundless benches- I am ever a grim specter, haunting James for eternity.
He happens to be a real artist, who can draw things like scenery. This has some sort of enchanting effect on women that I've never been able to understand. The first time he drew me, I punched him square in the mouth.
Jaime: It's a serious problem. I suffer from a radius of Panties Exploditus, and the only treatment is a daily dose of Vlove.
Vee: See, now I am riddled with fear of missing a treatment and coming home to a crotch full of herps.
