Vee: Until they invent a dependable sub-dermal implant that doesn't cause massive infection, I find the best way to track what he's up to is to follow his online activities like a sinister shadow. But since James engages in very few nefarious pastimes, and mostly spends his days googling the most random and esoteric facts, this can be very trying. Once, he read about the idiosyncrasies of small American town life for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT. Somehow, this is more telling than any extra-marital debauchery could ever be.
Jaime: I suppose most people would find a paranoid and invasive partner taxing, but I find her obsessive and clearly unbalanced attention rather heartening (and a little flattering).
