Just Massage My Throat Until the Food Goes Down

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Vee: I'm beginning to think not going to the doctor for any reason is just a trait that comes linked with the Y chromosome.
James has several worrisome issues including phantom chest pains, explosive nose bleeds and chronic migraines, none of which he deems serious enough to warrant seeing a professional.
Me, I go to the doctor all the time.
Pupils looking a little dilated? Might be cancer. Feeling loagy? Definitely a stroke. Forgot a factoid from 1985? Early onset Alzheimers.
Jaime, on the other hand, actually let his health card expire. I mean- I can't even understand how that happens. 
What I didn't know is -even in Canada- if you don't have a health card, you have to pay for medical attention. Just getting our passports signed cost him 65$ because he had been carting around an expired card for months.
Words cannot describe the anxiety I experienced between the time I learned this and hollering at him until he went to renew it.
A trip and fall mishap could have cost me BILLIONS, as is my understanding.

Jaime: Whenever I try to express feelings of gratitude or affection I am put under immediate suspicion, and it's often assumed that I've been rendered temporarily insane or that I'm faking it and my guile masks some sort of ulterior motive...
She is not wrong to make these assumptions.
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