[click for larger version]Vee: The secret to extra-greatness is cultivating a functional balance of paranoia, self-hatred and ego-centrism.
You need to wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and say to yourself, "you are incredibly shitty and everybody knows it. In fact, they're probably discussing your shittitude right this second".
This revelation will inspire you to strive for excellence, because nothing is more important than perceiving that you've shown complete strangers you are better than them.
Now that I've given you this secret to success, use it wisely... you worthless pee-ant.
You need to wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and say to yourself, "you are incredibly shitty and everybody knows it. In fact, they're probably discussing your shittitude right this second".
This revelation will inspire you to strive for excellence, because nothing is more important than perceiving that you've shown complete strangers you are better than them.
Now that I've given you this secret to success, use it wisely... you worthless pee-ant.
Jaime: That second image isn't nearly as horrifying as the reality it attempts to depict. Vee's usually steely and stoic demeanor absolutely collapses under the stress of illness and she becomes a mewling creature of suffering and hate (not unlike an injured cat that has crawled beneath the porch to die and lashes out at anyone who tries to come near).
This infection has been particularly troublesome, since it's lingered for what I assume is... FOREVER.
