Vee: Personally, I hate it when people say even a portion of my name- let alone the whole thing. I'd much rather if the general populace treated it like Voldemort and used baddass aliases instead.
(Some suggestions are: The Ultimate PhoneMancer and Her Techness)
James, however, is enamored with his own monicker.
I'm not sure if it's egocentrism or just Pokemon-level intelligence.
I noticed this early on in our relationship and have re-defined his name many times since then.
These new uses are, without exception, insulting. Inexplicably, he absolutely loves hearing them. To give you a little perspective, here are some examples:
(Some suggestions are: The Ultimate PhoneMancer and Her Techness)
James, however, is enamored with his own monicker.
I'm not sure if it's egocentrism or just Pokemon-level intelligence.
I noticed this early on in our relationship and have re-defined his name many times since then.
These new uses are, without exception, insulting. Inexplicably, he absolutely loves hearing them. To give you a little perspective, here are some examples:
- If he's feeling put upon, or being unreasonable about a debate, I'll respond with a hoity-toity "Oh ho ho! James Stewart."
- Whenever we spot a fat kid, no matter what he actually looks like, I'll refer to him as a "young James Stewart".
- And, of course, when he's doing something particularly shameful -such as eating an entire bag of white cheddar popcorn without actually TOUCHING the pieces, or taking joy in 'winning' a 'debate' on 4chan, I'll peer in and say "awwww... James Stewart."
Predictably, he'll laugh and get all excited.
There's a disturbing similarity between this reaction and when our dog hears his name, or something that sounds like it, in passing conversation. I'm certain if James had ears that could rotate, he too would perk up whenever those two magical words were uttered.
There's a disturbing similarity between this reaction and when our dog hears his name, or something that sounds like it, in passing conversation. I'm certain if James had ears that could rotate, he too would perk up whenever those two magical words were uttered.
Jaime: This is a true story, and I'm not ashamed.
Trust me, if you were as amazing as I am, you'd be singing too.
Vee: It took you an HOUR to write that?
(Okay so I woke him up to write his blurb, but that's hardly an excuse.)
You didn't even mention your fucking SONG.
Basically he sings the Lupin III theme, but instead of "Lupin, Lupin, Lupin" he subs in James Stewart.
Needless to say, it is an incredibly ego-petting tune...
(Okay so I woke him up to write his blurb, but that's hardly an excuse.)
You didn't even mention your fucking SONG.
Basically he sings the Lupin III theme, but instead of "Lupin, Lupin, Lupin" he subs in James Stewart.
Needless to say, it is an incredibly ego-petting tune...
Everyone wishes they could be like me
Smart and cool, handsome, wealthy and so sexy
They need a hero, somebody who is just like me.
Smart and cool, handsome, wealthy and so sexy
They need a hero, somebody who is just like me.
